For the first time in the brief history of The Sarcastic Republican publication, I am NOT being sarcastic. President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have both tested positive for Covid-19.
Oh, you want proof?
Here you go:
New York Times
NBC News
CNN
Business Insider
NPR
Politico
Don’t believe any of the above? How about a tweet from Trump himself?
Donald, please do not die. If you do, I will have nothing to write about anymore.
Biden is way too boring.
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