For the first time in the brief history of The Sarcastic Republican publication, I am NOT being sarcastic. President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have both tested positive for Covid-19.

Oh, you want proof?

Here you go:

New York Times
NBC News
CNN
Business Insider
NPR
Politico

Don’t believe any of the above? How about a tweet from Trump himself?

Donald Trump’s Tweet

Donald, please do not die. If you do, I will have nothing to write about anymore.

Biden is way too boring.