Before the 2020 general election in November, dozens of evangelical pastors across America prophesied that Trump would win re-election.

“The Lord spoke to me last night in a dream,” preached Harry Plumpton to a pro-family, pro-life, and pro-white congregation in rural Alabama. “Donald J. Trump will stand victorious and defeat the sleepy socialist who only cares about using our taxpayer dollars to provide welfare to the poor and needy. Poor people need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and learn a thing or two about work ethic. I don’t want to get political here or make an endorsement, but I will say is that each of you should vote for the party that supports life if you want to go to Heaven.”

Mr. Plumpton, along with several other pastors who prophesied Trump’s victory, stood with shock and dismay once the election results became available. However, their hopes were temporarily elevated once they realized that Trump could potentially overturn the election results using unfounded claims of voter fraud. Nevertheless, this hope was permanently crushed on January 6, 2021.

I personally reached out to Pastor Harry Plumpton for a comment on his alleged God-bestowed prophecy.

“I made a verbal typo,” he abruptly replied, before hanging up on me.

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Satirical note: The person in the image is Pat Robertson. He is a highly-prominent, pro-Trump televangelist. He is real and prophesied Trump’s victory – something that didn’t come to pass. He said, “God is never late. We declared on this program, and you joined with me, that God almighty was gonna do a miracle and stop the theft of our election and the fraud that was being perpetrated on the American people, and that God himself would intervene,” to his Christian viewers.

Check out some of his stuff here. Harry Plumpton, on the other hand, is a fictional character. I didn’t want to slander Pat so I used a different name. When going to these false prophets and confronting them with their deception, what can they possibly say other than, “Oops, I made a mistake.” That is the sentiment that this satirical piece about Mr. Plumpton is attempting to capture.

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To all my readers, if you know pastors like Pat Robertson who made such “prophecies,” send me an email with details to fraud@thesarcasticrepublican.com. Any pastor who claimed “God told me that Trump will win” is nothing but a con artist. They need to be exposed. I’m going to create a compilation.

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