Dominion Voting Systems has sued Rudy Giuliani in a $1.3 Billion defamation lawsuit for carrying out “a viral disinformation campaign.”

“I never thought making up lies about a company could get me sued,” lamented the former President’s lapdog. “If I knew I could get in trouble, I obviously would not have said those things about Dominion. I was just copying the President…”

To add a layer of irony to this situation, it’s important to note that Mr. Giuliani is a licensed attorney. Though, there are efforts underway to have him disbarred.

Let this be a lesson to everyone. If you want to accuse someone or some company of wrongdoing (when there actually isn’t any wrongdoing), simply use the word ‘allegedly’ before making the claim. That way, you escape* any defamation liability!

*I am not a lawyer. Do not trust anything that I say.

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