ATLANTA, GA — Weather channels across the United States warn Americans of imminent flash floods, owing to a release of conservative tears following the Georgia Senate runoff election results. Democrats now control the Presidency, the US House of Representative, and the US Senate.
“We’ve never seen anything like it,” explains weatherwoman Tulsi Patel. “Never in the history of this country have we been at the brink of experiencing flash floods on account of human tears. This is truly unprecedented.”
If you’re a conservative, we highly advise that you take the necessary precautions to prevent saline-based water damage to your own property.
Conservatives have been experiencing emotional turmoil since November, following Donald J. Trump’s historic loss. For the first time since 1992, Georgia turned blue & voted for Joe Biden (D). To make matters even worse, Raphael Warnock defeated Kelly Loeffler in one Senate special runoff election. Jon Ossoff is projected to defeat incumbent David Perdue in the other, though a recount could potentially be triggered, given Ossoff’s slim victory margin.
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