Weather Channels Warn of Imminent Floods as Millions of Gallons of Conservative Tears are Unleashed
ATLANTA, GA — Weather channels across the United States warn Americans of imminent flash floods,...
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Should One Condemn Athletes Use Their Platforms to Make Political Opinions?
The year is 2063 and Democrats control the Presidency, both chambers of Congress, and have a...
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Trump Plays ‘I Spy’ With Georgia Officials; However, Officials Cannot Find 11,787 ‘MAGA Votes’
On a call with Georgia officials last Saturday, the President of the United States of America,...
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Nashville Bomber Cannot Possibly be a Terrorist Because He Lacks the Necessary Melanin Levels
America can breathe a sigh of relief. Anthony Quinn Warner, the 63-year-old Nashville bomber, is...
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Republican McConnell Blocks $2,000 Covid-19 Checks. It’s Still the Democrats’ Fault and Here’s Why
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