After a fly decided to briefly set camp on Vice President Mike Pence’s head during the Vice Presidential debate against Senator Kamala Harris, Senate Republicans formally condemned the fly for displaying an overt act of bias during what was supposed to be a non-partisan, CPD-organized debate.
“Why didn’t the fly rest on Senator Harris’ head?” inquired several top Republicans.
The Commission on Presidential Debates, which prizes itself on being a non-profit, non-partisan organization, has also been under scrutiny. After tracking done the fly, the CPD interrogated him, attempting to discover his motivation for picking Vice President Mike Pence to rest upon.
The fly argued, “I was simply checking out some fresh BS. This is what I do for a living. Leave me alone.”
This is still an active investigation.
