Sources close to the Biden/Harris campaign disclosed that Joe Biden – the Democratic Presidential nominee – is very happy that the bar was set very low for him, allowing him to impress anyone who tuned into the first of three Presidential debates last night.
“The right has been attacking my intellectual and verbal faculties for months, so much so that many Republicans and moderates genuinely believed me to be senile. Here’s the deal: I am not senile and I proved that last night against Trump,” said Biden.
Even some moderate Trump supporter seemed to be taken aback.
“I thought he would start yelling about Corn Pop or something, but he ended up doing a pretty good job,” said one Trump supporter from Alabama.
Biden is looking forward to future debates and is hoping that the right will continue to disparage him, as Biden believes that doing so is to his benefit.
